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Free to good home:  two knees afflicted with mild patelar tendonitis from years of basketball.  As a bonus, I'm willing to throw in two achilles heels with chronic bursitis and two arthritic ankles. Left heel has noticable haglund's deformity.

Sometimes it's called "pump bump" because women who wear pumps a lot develop this "bump" on their heel.  I've never worn pumps, but I've got this.  And I have a feeling it's contributed to the achilles tendonitis and bursitis, and who knows, it probably hasn't helped my knees either.

I'm paying for the hours a day of basketball I played on the Kingston asphalt for two years straight.  No regrets--other than I sometimes wish I'd played even more and stayed even longer.